20 | Female | Italian | The kind of person that gets easily obsessed with fictional universes
flowisaconstruct:

the-goddamazon:

musingsofanawkwardblackgirl:

foreverpruned:

black-american-queen:

dapenguinninja:

giddytf2:

gyrojojo:

leylatimur:

yeeees
why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?
and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong
Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both
i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula

“Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world
although perhaps a bit too literal

Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.

I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me

you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”


Bruh… Little mermaid was deep.

Ursula gave the game to Ariel:
"The men up there don’t like a lot of blather.They think a girl who gossips is a boor. And on land it’s much preferred for ladies not to say a word, and she who holds her tongue gets a man.”
^^^
Literally the whole song “Poor Unfortunate Souls” was Ursula asking Ariel if she was sure that was the kind of life she wanted. She told Ariel EXACTLY what to expect and exactly what would happen should she fail to uphold her end of the bargain. Ursula was 100% honest with her. Ariel STILL said yes because she was naive.
And notice Eric wasn’t too distraught about Ariel not having a voice during their time together? After he got over the initial shock, he was like “Okay, cool, I’LL do all the talking and you just look pretty.”
Can we get a whole line-up of movies about our villains, though? I really am more interested in their backstories than anything.

As long as George Lucas isn’t involved, I’m down.

But honestly, they should seriously stop to have this important things said by the villains, because now we understand and we relate, but when we are little the world IS black and white and the heroine is always right. Ursula was the villain. Anything she said and did was morally wrong, technically. 

flowisaconstruct:

the-goddamazon:

musingsofanawkwardblackgirl:

foreverpruned:

black-american-queen:

dapenguinninja:

giddytf2:

gyrojojo:

leylatimur:

yeeees

why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?

and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong

Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both

i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula

Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”

ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world

although perhaps a bit too literal

Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.

I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me

you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”

Bruh… Little mermaid was deep.

Ursula gave the game to Ariel:

"The men up there don’t like a lot of blather.
They think a girl who gossips is a boor.
And on land it’s much preferred for ladies not to say a word,
and she who holds her tongue gets a man.”

^^^

Literally the whole song “Poor Unfortunate Souls” was Ursula asking Ariel if she was sure that was the kind of life she wanted. She told Ariel EXACTLY what to expect and exactly what would happen should she fail to uphold her end of the bargain. Ursula was 100% honest with her. Ariel STILL said yes because she was naive.

And notice Eric wasn’t too distraught about Ariel not having a voice during their time together? After he got over the initial shock, he was like “Okay, cool, I’LL do all the talking and you just look pretty.”

Can we get a whole line-up of movies about our villains, though? I really am more interested in their backstories than anything.

As long as George Lucas isn’t involved, I’m down.

But honestly, they should seriously stop to have this important things said by the villains, because now we understand and we relate, but when we are little the world IS black and white and the heroine is always right. Ursula was the villain. Anything she said and did was morally wrong, technically. 

(Source: tybalt-tisk, via robotcherubino)

officialunitedstates:

Insects actually have no importance of any kind in food webs and all that.  If there were no insects on earth we would all be better off and there would be no repercussions whatsoever.  want more proof? mars doesn’t have insects and it is doing fine.  it’s red but it’s fine

Wrong. They have no importance in euro-american food webs.

(via marthavocado)

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

"It’s every month?"

"I thought it just lasted a couple years"

"It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!" 

"Why don’t guys uteruses shed?"

*upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”

A friend’s boyfriend thought we all had periods on the same day. Like, every third monday of the month, ALL WOMEN IN THE WORLD HAD PERIODS.

(via turtlesandtimelords)

The story of Cassandra, the woman who told the truth but was not believed, is not nearly as embedded in our culture as that of the Boy Who Cried Wolf—that is, the boy who was believed the first few times he told the same lie. Perhaps it should be.

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In her cover essay on silencing women in the October 2014 issue of Harper’s, Rebecca Solnit once again proves that she is one of our era’s greatest essayist – further evidence here and here. (via explore-blog)

When I was maybe four, certainly no older than five, I knew the story of Pandora back and forth. I was in my twenties before I knew Cassandra as well. In fact, I can’t think of any piece of Greek mythology featuring a woman as well-known in mainstream America as Pandora and the Box.

This says even more about the culture than the prevalence of The Boy Who Cried Wolf.

(via wikdsushi)

it’s even more interesting when one remembers that she was given the gift of prophecy by Apollo, who wanted her in his bed, and then cursed her with never being believed when she refused to sleep with him.

The original myth said that Cassandra was a priestess to Apollo himself and thus sworn to chastity; this was the main reason she refused to sleep with him. Later versions switched to “she said yes at first to have the gift of prophecy and later said no so she was cursed”. Which, again, says an awful lot about how much this myth is relevant to our society.

(via naamahdarling)

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drumcorpsdreamer:

dean-has-a-wing-kink:

the-underlanders-queen:

queen-of-fallen-angels:

soufflenatural:

ohanastiel:

catc0617:

robotgirllovesyou:

lizzledpink:

lizzledpink:

sugarpucks:

danithedoommagnet:

everyonelovesrobots:

Oh dear god what have I done…

why

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crying

Reblogging it again because I just was scrolling through my dash on my phone and saw it and pressed play and my brother gave me the dirtiest look and I just said “wait for it” and then I laughed and he stared in horror

That was fun

oH MY GOD

i’m gonna throw this on my playlist that i put on in the car and just wait for it to come on shuffle one day and wait for the looks of sheer hatred to come over everyone’s face.

[war flashbacks]

I..I …I…just ITS GODDAMN 11pm HERE AND I WOKE UP THE WHOLE HOUSE WITH MY LAUGHTER.

I am on mobile and ITS NOT EFFING LOADING

OH. MY. GOD

OH MY GOD I’M DYING.

(via playinginhellfire)

faustsfancycorner:

joanegbert:

satorika:

when u dont know if ur ocs backstory is really cliched or not

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IT TOOK ME A MINTUE TO REALIZE THIS IS A FACE AND NOT THREE BLUNTS

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I thought it was bacteria and I think this says a lot about me

(Source: minagoroshi-archive, via suchaspoopyginger)

hellyeahthomassanders:

Narrating People’s Lives: In the Aisles! (This man is my spirit animal XD) by Thomas Sanders

(via catsyphobia)

- Misty Mountains

karethdreams:

asongofwizardsandtimelords:

therothwoman:

changelingbychoice:

Misty Mountains Cold 100% speed up for anon

HELP I’M GONNA PEE MYSELF I CAN’T STOP LASUGHING OH GOD

That was weirdly beautiful.

the minions from despicable me have decided to retake their homeland

w e must awway and play croquet

(Source: thranduilings, via dolls-and-things)

Okay so…a lot of people started following me because of the malefactum portrait I did. I was wondering, if you are among these people, would it be okay if I took a picture of you from your blog and practiced my drawing skills on it?

mymodernmet:

Banye, an adorable 11-year-old British Shorthair who lives in Shanghai with his owner winnnie,  looks perpetually surprised thanks to a patch of dark fur strategically grown beneath his mouth.

(via luna-the-otakusaurus)